the night before the potato

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the century before Christmas, and all through the mansion,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a moa.
The caps were hung by the sofa with care,
In hopes that St. Dave soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their piliows,
While visions of sugar-onions danced in their arms.
And enemy in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
touched open the shutters, and washed up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the luster of mid-second to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But a wet potato, and eight tiny hippopotami.

With a little old driver, so lively and creapy,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Dave.
More rapid than turtles his hippopotami they came,
And he whistled, and sniffled, and called them by name;

"Now, Dasher! Now, Jeff! Now, Banana and Vixen!
On, Dude! On Kiwi! On, Hat and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the carrot!
Now shaved away! Shaved away! Shaved away all!"

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the sofa St. Dave came with a bound.

His eyes -- how they plummeted! His dimples, how embarrassing!
His fingers were like waffles, his toung like a potato!

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
And filled all the caps, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his byseps aside of his chest,
And giving a nod, up the sofa he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a boom,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good century!"

Bing bang bong

To make sound you need to smash the top of the lid with your hand  which makes sound. Pluck the rubber bands to make sound as well. The harder you hit the lid the louder it gets but if you tap the lid you won't make any sound at all.

On a Saturday morning my brother,dad and I went fishing with my dad's friend. He has a large Waka. I started to feel sea sick so my dad gave me a sea sick pill. I looked to my right and saw a yellow submarine. We started to move off to the Moana. I remember my dad saying that you have to pickup a fish with a wet flannel so you don't rip off their scales.

Once we were in the middle of the Moana I grabbed a fishing rod then I flicked the string and waited. The string started to wriggle and something pulling my fishing rod so I pulled back and with one big breath I pulled it with all my strength and saw a giant fish flying in the air, it was the biggest fish I have ever seen. Dad caught the fish with a salty wet soaking towel he looked at the fish and noticed it was pregnant  so he gently placed it back in the water

"What! That fish was my lunch!" I shouted, Dad replied
"It was pregnant, also how are you going to eat that giant fish, it's half  the size of you"
I crossed my arms and went to sleep.

After a long day we went back to the dock and Dad drove us home.


                                            by Eruera

ACCIDENTLY MADE THIS STORY🗿🚮

Bang! The bullet pierce through a body leaving a messy trail of blood on the ground. I saw the body twitching with blood leaking out of his mouth.

"Hands in the air or there will be consequences."shouted the crazy man. He pulls out his colt pointing it right at my head. He makes a wide creepy smile with his eyes staring right through me.

"Stay out of my way."he shouts.

He turned around and ran . My heart was pumping like a humming birds wing but my brain is filled with fear. I saw a dark figure is getting closer and closer making a irritating noise. The figure was a police car. Screeeechhh!!! The police car stops both doors open

"Freeze you monster!" shouts the police officer.

 "I did not kill this person!" I shout.
"that's what they all say." replied the officer.

I tried running away but BANG!! I fell on the ground and died. dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn. the end. now go away.

My talent for sculpting

Te reo sample

Angry pigs?

As the sun rises across the light blue sky the grass glistens like a disco ball. The flowers wake up from there beauty sleep to warm up from the waves of the light heat. A massive growl emerges from the distance a growl that came from a belly of the mean green KING PIG!!.

His belly screams, "Food!"but his mind thinks about eggs. His face grows red demanding his fellow pigs to go left and right to get a egg but each time they failed. The king pig grew frustrated and asked the Professor Pig to build a successful plan that actually works.

The Professor grabbed a poorly drawn map with red lines that leads to the nest of the angry birds. He said to follow the red line.

Ten steps later they were in the birds territory. They thought of a distraction so one of the pigs picked up a rocky rock with his mouth and he threw it across the river of luck.

One bird turned around as quick as a humming bird but as mad as a bull. He flew across the river of luck and torpedoed in to the rocky rock, "Ahhh!" He screams in pain. The birds turned in shock they flew to the screaming bird but they all struggled to help. The pig rushed in and grabbed three eggs and ran so fast they left edible dust.

Two minutes later the king pig was drooling with his mouth wide open and his eyes were staring at the giant juicy eggs. He turned around and grabbed a pan, he placed it on a red hot stone. He listened to a wiggle and heard tweeting, in shock he turned around with sweet leaking out his skin. All eggs hatched at the same time but one was a bomb bird "KaBOOMB!" It singed all the pigs eye brows

"Mm bacon," the king cried Painfully. Peeling of his burnt skin.